Writer - Roz Warren
Ever wonder what your dreams mean? If you keep this handy dream guide bedside, you’ll know!
A dream about eating corn on the cob symbolizes a deep desire to floss.
Dreaming about a winged horse means you’ve had it with your commute.
A dream about Elvis indicates that you’re old enough for an AARP membership.
A dream about George Clooney is so common as to be meaningless.
A dream about shrubbery symbolizes that your hubby was a lot more fun to kiss before he grew that moustache.
A dream encounter with a kangaroo means it’s time to renew your zoo membership.
A dream about being asleep is redundant.
Dreaming about a librarian means that even though you think you returned all your library books, one actually fell out of your tote bag and is still sitting in your trunk, accruing overdue fines.
A lightning strike in a dream is an indication that you’d like to kill your boss.
A dream in which an ant gets squashed means that your boss would like to kill you.
A dream about eyelashes means that you’re reading too many fashion magazines.
A dream about entrails means that you’d better not forget your mother-in-law’s upcoming birthday.
A dream about a thunderstorm means your husband is snoring again.
A knife may appear in your dream to indicate that when you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way.
A dream containing a scale indicates that you need to stop gobbling chocolate chip cookies before bedtime.
Dreaming of an elephant means your husband needs to stop gobbling chocolate chip cookies before bedtime.
Dreaming of a raging fire means you forgot to turn down the thermostat before you went to bed. (Or else it’s just another hot flash.)
Dreaming of a waterfall means you left the water running.
Dreaming of riding in a taxi indicates that when you wake up extra early tomorrow morning and rush out the door to make sure you get to that important meeting on time, your car isn’t going to start.
A Pig Being Cleaned
Dreaming of a pig being cleaned means you think dream interpretation is hogwash.
Finally, what does it mean when you dream about interpreting your dreams?
It‘s definitely time to wake up!