Telemarketer: Hello is this Mr. Pilbright?
Me: Yes it is. Who is this?
Telemarketer: This is Susan from Prairie State Siding. You’ve been selected to receive a free estimate on a whole home siding replacement, because of the hail storm recently experienced in your area.
Me: Craig, is that you?
Telemarketer: No sir, this is Susan from Prairie State Siding. As I said, you’ve been selected to receive a free...
Me: Craig my friend, free is for me! What color siding do you offer?
Telemarketer: Sir, this is a call to offer you an estimate. Color choices can be made...
Me: Wait, do you offer blue? My wife and I love blue siding. Hold on a sec okay?
Telemarketer: Yes sir.
(I go to the frig and pour myself a glass of milk.)
Me: Hi Craig, you still there?
Telemarketer: Yes I’m still..., er no, this is Susan.
Me: Ah ok. Well Craig, I spoke to my manager, and at this time we are willing to offer you a thirty day trial to our Soap and Candy line of personal products. After thirty days, you will pay only nineteen ninety...
Telemarketer: Sir please. I’m calling you. I’d like to offer you a free estimate...
Me: Right, free siding, I know. And I’ll take that offer if you sign up for our Soap and Candy line. Craig, buddy, your wife is going to love this stuff. We guarantee it!
Telemarketer: Oh my goodness. Ok yes yes, I’ll sign up.
Me: For what?
Telemarketer: Your Soap and Candies.
Me: What about the free siding estimate you promised me Craig?
Telemarketer: MY NAME IS SUSAN!
Me: Exactly, Susan for siding. Does your siding come in blue..........Craig?CLICK.