Writer - Juleigh Howard-Hobson
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
There was a hairdresser named Seth
Who of de-lousing spray took a deep breath
He died in a second
Saying "Oh well, I reckon
I'll find out if there's lice after death.”
There once was a lizard named Ned
Who was unhealthy, ill-kempt and unfed
Wouldn’t eat bugs or worms
For he’d heard they had germs
So he died of starvation instead.
There once was an ancient black leopard
Whose fur was all salted and peppered
He lived 80 years
But died in Algiers
After eating a tubercular shepherd.
Even More Pointless Then the Other Limerick Limerick
There once was a spider named Murray
Who spun twenty webs in a hurry
Then he started to cough
And his legs all fell off
(The reason for that is quite blurry).