Writer - Juleigh Howard-Hobson
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
There was a hairdresser named Seth Who of de-lousing spray took a deep breath He died in a second Saying "Oh well, I reckon I'll find out if there's lice after death.” --- Lizard Limerick There once was a lizard named Ned Who was unhealthy, ill-kempt and unfed Wouldn’t eat bugs or worms For he’d heard they had germs So he died of starvation instead. --- Pointless Limerick There once was an ancient black leopard Whose fur was all salted and peppered He lived 80 years But died in Algiers After eating a tubercular shepherd. --- Even More Pointless Then the Other Limerick Limerick There once was a spider named Murray Who spun twenty webs in a hurry Then he started to cough And his legs all fell off (The reason for that is quite blurry). |