...the mirror looks away in disgust.
- Joe Beldar
...someone too fat looks back.
- Lance Mason
- 5/7/16 -
I have three warts on one foot. The funny thing is ...
"...I'm a double amputee."
- Ed Coletti
"...they form a triangle, and freckles on my other foot spell out the Pythagorean Theorem."
- Bruce Tungstar
"...they can still get around by hopping!"
- Carey Ball